Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Slow Ride Roadhouse: Wingless Wednesdays


This week's wing adventure had us on the North side of Larry Town near the intersection of 59 and 24/40 highways at the Slow Ride Roadhouse, a "biker friendly" bar and grill.  I and my Wing Nutz compadres were really looking forward to going because we found on their web site that Wednesday nights is their 30 cent "naked" wing night.  Two great things about this: one, that is a really good price for wings; and two, we prefer our wings "naked" meaning without any breading.  So, double bonus for us! 

Now all the joy and excitement bubbling up and building with a week's worth of anticipation came crashing down no sooner than sitting down.  First, we were informed that they had changed the specials "months ago" sometime last year and wings were no longer it. We informed the waitress that their menu on their web site was outdated.  It happens I guess; maybe, but what shouldn't happen is to still have the wings listed as the special on their menu!  Yep, there it was in black and white: 30 cent "naked" wings on Wednesdays.  And we are not talking about some professionally designed and laminated menus either, so just print new ones. That is just lazy.  Now I know what you are thinking: "They honored the menu price, right?"  Uh, no; no they did not.   Rather than haggle, we decided to do what we were there to do and move on, quickly.  Besides the wing special fiasco our waitress seemed to be a heavy smoker and had an issue with phlegm as she continually turned her head away to clear her throat and cough.  The whole thing was both comical and disturbing at the same time. 

Finally our wings came. We ordered a variety of mild and hot wings, however the cook failed to mark which was which and our waitress could not distiguish them apart either.  Once we figured it out though we judged their "highway to hell" wings.   Overall we liked the flavor okay - they are not hot at all when you first taste them but the heat builds as you go - similar to how habanero gets you in the back of the throat.  Still, they could've been a little hotter to go along with their namesake.  As far as texture and tenderness, it was hit and miss depending on the wing.  Some skins were soft and slightly rubbery and others more crispy and tasty.  Here are the official Wing Nutz scores:

Appearance: 7, 7, 7, 6, 7
Texture/Tenderness: 6, 6, 7, 5, 6
Flavor:  6, 5, 7, 6, 6

When we calculate it all up it gives Slowride a total score of:  6.08

Slow Ride does carry a wide variety of food on their menu (if you can believe it).  Here it is for your viewing pleasure. 

http://slowrideroadhouse.net/pdfs/slow_ride_roadhouse_menu.pdf

My only suggestion is that if you are going to Slowride for anything specific that you see on the menu or listed on their web site that you call first just to be sure and avoid any disappointment.  We had heard that they have a killer breakfast buffet on Sundays and asked our waitress about that and she said, "Yes, we still do that."  Guess what?  No; no they don't.  

Still, they have live music most every week I think of different types of bands and music genres.  I enjoy sitting outside in the summertime where I can still hear the music and have the ability to converse with old friends, all while I do a little sippin' and puff away on a fine cigar.

Time to get on our "hogs" and move on down the road to Johnny's!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Twice Smoked Pulled Pork

 

Twice Smoked Pulled Pork

 

I first read about this concept a few years ago reading Richard McPeake’s (Rib Stars) book Backyard BBQ.  It was one of those “why didn’t I think of that” kind of a moment.  I have since seen other’s versions.  It can be as simple or as elaborate a process as you wish – McPeake’s version involves making your own rub, mop sauce, BBQ sauce, etc.  It is good but you end up having a lot of leftover ingredients that you don’t use every day so they tend to go to waste.  Plus, it is very time consuming to do.  Still, I think everyone should at least try his recipes once.  But the concept of twice smoking is rock solid.

The one I present here is on the simple side.  But, it’s still an all day process. After all, that is the point of smoking meat.  I include in this post some BBQ Tips that not only are helpful for doing pulled pork but for BBQ in general. 

Ingredients:

4 – 4 1/2 lb Pork butt roast (shoulder), bone in

BBQ seasoning of choice

Grape seed or olive oil

Brown sugar (optional)

Apple juice

Time: approximately 15 hours smoking (I told you: all day)

Twelve hours prior to smoking you want your pork to be rubbed down and back in the fridge.  To prepare the butt you need to trim back the fat cap.  You’ll know it when you see it.  Be careful not to trim all the way down to the meat.  Leave a little. 

Tip Alert:  Fat is good.  Fat adds flavor and helps keep the meat moist during the smoking process.  However, too thick it will not allow smoke to penetrate the meat.  So trim most of it off and leave a little. 

Next, lightly wet the meat with oil.  The reason being is that it helps the spices cling to the meat.  Then generously coat the butt with your spice and rub it vigorously into the meat – hence the name “Rub” for BBQ spices.  For my butt I used Bad Byron’s Butt Rub with their motto: “Everything’s better with a little butt rub!”  No argument here.  Now, put her back in the fridge until you are ready to smoke it. 

Just before starting to smoke, I take the butt out and set it on the counter – no more than for an hour, and usually not that long.  I want the meat to be cold when I put it on the smoker – usually about 40 – 45 degrees. 

Tip Alert:  Meat protein starts to break down at 120 degrees and will absolutely not allow any more smoke to penetrate at 140 degrees and above.  So, we want smoke.  And, we want a lot of smoke – chasing that perfect deep red smoke ring.  So, the colder the meat the more time you have to introduce smoke to the meat. It’s a simple equation.  As my once rocket scientist father would say, “It ain’t rocket science” and I trust he knows.  

Whatever you use to smoke your pork butt, get it to a stable temperature of 220 degrees.  Today I used my Traeger pellet smoker because my “honey-do” list was so exhaustive I did not have time to stoke fires and monitor temperature.  That’s the great thing about pellet smokers.  They have an electric auger that draws the pellets in every 7 minutes using a timer to maintain an even temperature.  Just turn it on and walk away.  However, I still prefer the art of smoking on a traditional wood burning smoker.  A downside of pellet smokers is that they require constant electricity.  Any stoppage (becomes unplugged, a breaker pops, or a power surge) and you are cooked!  But not whatever you have in that thing – it’s just sitting there spoiling.  So there you go. 

So now you are ready to smoke.  Put the butt on and if you are so inclined to sample a sweeter butt (and who isn’t) top that thing with brown sugar.  Totally optional though. 

Tip Alert:  We start with the fat side up!   It starts to break down and some soaks into the meat and some drips down the sides – all the time adding flavor and keeping the meat moist. 

Now, here comes the hardest part about smoking of all…

Tip Alert:  No peeking!  STOP.  Opening the smoker lets out…smoke…and heat…your two cooking sources.   So do not do it.  I know it’s hard.  And I know friends and family come over and you want to show it off…”hey, look at what I have done with my butt!”…just resist the urge. 

For pork butt I do not even think about opening the smoker for at least 4 hours.  The second most important thing here is that you want to obtain a good bark.  The only purpose for opening the smoker is to moisten the meat with a spray or a mop.  But, you have to establish a good bark before doing so.  So, keep the lid shut and let the bark form. 

“To mop, or not to mop: that is the question:  Whether it is nobler in the minds to suffer through creating mop sauces and dowsing meat or just to spray with simple apple juice…”  I won’t go into a whole Hamlet rip off soliloquy.  No matter what you prefer or choose, do not do so until you have a hard bark! 

For this recipe I forgo the mop sauces and opted for a mixture of simple apple juice and some of the rub spice.  I begin spraying my pork after it’s been on the smoker for at least 4 hours (have I driven that point home?) and then on the hour until it is done. 

Tip Alert:  I have a spray bottle for just this sole purpose.  It is well marked and even a funky color and I store it in its own little place so it can never be mistaken for a spray bottle to use with chemicals.  Actually, now that I think about it, I have two bottles.  One is for simple juice sprays, another one is a pump sprayer that does better with large quantities of meat and can handle spices and other ingredients without clogging.  You can find these in the garden section of your hardware store or wherever you shop garden supplies. 

All right, all right, all right.  When your pork butt finally reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees you are done for now.  Take it off and wrap it in heavy duty aluminum foil.  Just depending on how well you keep your fire going and at the proper temperature, expect this to take about 12 hours at least. 

Tip Alert:  The meat continues to cook even after you remove it from the smoker.  You are smoking a bone-in pork butt (also called shoulder, again) and the bone is a conductor of heat.  What that means is that even though you remove the meat from heat the bone is still cooking the inside. 

To wrap your butt…what I do is take heavy duty aluminum foil, two big oversized pieces, and place the butt in the middle.  This next part is hard to describe and I do not have pictures to share…but think about wrapping your butt as a very special Christmas present to someone.  J  So I take the foil and begin length-wise.  I hold both sides up equally and then fold a little seal about  a half inch in diameter and just keep folding it over….but wait!  Don’t forget the ends.  I now take one end and fold it over, rolling it up and making a tight seal at the end of the butt. If I am explaining this process like I picture it in my head, you have one end left open with the opposite end tightly wrapped and the top (length-wise) is mostly rolled up but still left open enough to allow the other end to accept what comes next…liquid!

Tip Alert:  Remember, once meat protein breaks down it cannot take on any smoke (140 degrees) so that part is done.  The next part is to help make the meat juicy and finish rendering.  That happens best (and quicker) with steam.  So by folding the aluminum wrap tightly around the meat you are now ready to introduce liquid that will steam and help render the meat the rest of the way. 

Now is another time for choice.  In my recipe I used a mixture of apple juice and a little rub seasoning.  I pour just enough  - maybe a quarter of a cup to a third cup – and wrap the remaining foil up very tight so no juice (and ultimately steam) can escape.  It depends on what flavors you are going for. You can use any type of crafted beer, combination of sauces and juices, plain water, whatever will provide steam (and flavor). 

 So, your juicy butt is tightly wrapped and now what?  Place it in a clean cooler or an oven you are not planning on using.  It needs to be a tight enclosure that won’t let the heat or steam to escape.  Theoretically, it can go back on the smoker if you have extinguished it so it is not continuing to cook.  The point is that you want the meat to slowly cool down.  It should remain in the cooler for a minimum of one hour. 

Tip Alert:  Cut no meat until its time – which means until it has time to cool.  When you grill steak, hopefully you are not THAT guy that cuts into the steak while on the grill or even when it is on a platter to figure out if it is medium rare or well done.  PLEASE do not be that guy.  That’s perhaps another blog about how to accurately determine doneness without cutting.  But, it’s the same principle here with larger meats.  It needs time to rest which really means rehydrate itself and finish cooking.  So, when meat (muscle) is cooking the fibers are contracting (oh, crap! I am on fire) and this forces juices out.  Letting the meat rest helps the muscle relax (oh, thank God that is over!) so the juices are reincorporated into the meat and not lost on a chopping board or whatever.   Resting also provides opportunity for evenness as the meat still continues to cook slightly and gains an overall doneness.  (Bone is a conductor of heat, remember.)

And now, finally, we are ready to eat!  NOPE!  This is twice smoked pulled pork people!  C’mon; focus! 

Take the butt out and let it breathe.  Unwrap it from all that foil.

Tip Alert:  Do not waste that natural juice!  I usually put the still-wrapped butt in a glass 10x9 pan or in a heavy duty aluminum pan.  The natural juice is crucial – do not let any go.      

So, you are going to unleash the beast in a glass pan or heavy duty aluminum pan and you are going to start pulling the meat away from the bone (hence the name, “pulled pork”).  But, you are not going to shred the pork now which is typical of a pulled pork sandwich.  The bone should slide right on out if you have thoroughly cooked the butt.

Tip Alert:  Got a pig butt resisting?   They sometimes tend to do that.  Wrap it back up and put it back in the oven – as long as it is wrapped tight and there is liquid inside, you can bump the temperature up to a normal roast temperature of 350 if necessary.  Hopefully, you tended your fire and did everything right and the bone just slides out as planned.  But, this is part of the art of smoking that I so love. 

What we want are large chunks of meat.  Trust me – I know what traditional pulled pork looks like but we are not ready for that yet – we are still yet to smoke it a second time.  Patience.   Keep everything in big chunks.  When done, take the juice from your aluminum wrap and pour over the meat.  Or, you may have figured out it is easier just to place the wrapped butt in the pan first and then unwrap.  If so, toss well so the juices are well mixed.  Then, top with your butt rub and throw it back on the smoker for at least one hour.  

At the end you will have twice smoked pork and now it is up to individual preference as to how “pulled” you like it. 

Tip Alert:  I use bear claws to shred my pork – not literally, that is a brand name!  Great product and name because you can really visualize their intended purpose.  

So these are the basics behind twice smoked pulled pork.  By pulling the pork into large chunks and reintroducing it to the smoker you get smoke into a larger cross section of the meat that you would not normally get.  And by saving the natural juice from wrapping to help moisten the meat for the secondary smoking process plus adding the rub, means no sauce is necessary when you serve this bad boy.  It will stand on its own. 

Let me know what questions or comments you have about this process.  I know I wrote a lot, but it is pretty simple.  A lot of the BBQ tips I provide can be applied to brisket, the toughest of all to conquer in the BBQ smoking world.  At least it is in the BBQ competition world. 

 

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Hold The Pepper: 23rd Street Brewery


23rd Street Brewery is just that...a brewery located on 23rd street.  Well, okay; 23rd street ends at Iowa Street and becomes Clinton Parkway but that is splitting hairs.  Besides, it is a better name than 75th Street Brewery as it was formerly named and owned by the Kansas City company.  

This place is great for the sports fan, especially local sports fans, as it is stuffed full with sports memorabilia.  There are also several large TVs broadcasting your favorite sports games.  The menu is very diverse and they of course craft their own beers.  But we are here for none of that (at least not officially).  We are here for the wings!  

The wings were of good color and well sauced, topped with cracked black pepper for a distinguished look.  We were told that the difference between the mild and hot was more black pepper but there was no discernible difference between the two.  However, there was just way too much black pepper and it over powered the other flavors.  Black pepper is often added to mild sauces (e.g., BBQ) to make the sauce spicier but to make a buffalo style wing sauce hotter you really should use additional cayenne or crushed red pepper.  These wings definitely could be hotter and use a lot less black pepper.   

Wing Nutz judge's individual scores were very consistent across the board.  Appearance came in with a score of 6.25; texture and tenderness rated 6.75; flavor rated a 4.75; and, when you weigh it all out that is a total score of only 5.5.  Perhaps the chef had an off night. I have had their wings before and this was not representative of my earlier experience.  Hey, everyone can have an off night, but don't do it when we come to judge your wings!

Just to finish this post off, the garlic flavored dipping sauce that comes with the wings is really, really good.  The blue cheese dressing we requested later was really, really bad.  But again, our judging rules dictate you cannot dip wings in condiments while judging - only celery, carrots, and water can be  used to cleanse the ol' palate.  It probably wouldn't have mattered much if any anyways.  Advice: hold the pepper!

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Jefferson's Wings Soar


Jefferson's is another long time establishment and popular hangout in downtown Lawrence.  Well, okay maybe not long time compared to the Eldridge Hotel, but for as many restaurants and pubs that come and go on Mass street, 13 years is a long time.  For those of you that have never been, a cool tradition is to deface a US dollar bill in some colorful and creative way and pin it to the wall or ceiling.  It makes for a creative décor and they don't have to ever paint their walls and ceiling.  There was a fire a few years ago and everyone was like, “Oh no, what happened to the dollar bills?!”  But happily they were able to salvage most (if not all) of the dollar bill artwork.

Jefferson's is known for their juicy burgers, gulf coast oysters, and most of all, their wings.  So much so, they claim they use to run out they were in such demand in their beginning.  Wings come in orders of 10 to 50 pieces. They divide wings into two categories: temperature (mild, medium, hot, turbo) and flavors (lemon pepper, bbq, teriyaki, double dipped).

Jefferson's most popular flavor we are told is the double dipped.  Double dipped is a wing fried, then dressed in turbo sauce, and then “dipped” again in fry oil.  The result is a very crispy and palatable wing without much heat.  The extremely hot turbo sauce is cooked off during the frying process.

Double dipped is a good flavor for the masses, however, since it is not sauced it cannot be officially judged since wings being sauced is a requirment.  I know; rules, rules, rules!  If you disagree, start your own wing judging team and contest.  :-)




So, no surprise, Wing Nutz judged their version of classic hot wings.  They did not disappoint.  These wings were consistent across the board.  Colorful, flavourful, crispy on the outside, juicy inside, just the right amount of heat, and of good size.  Appearance rated a 7.75, T-n-T rated a 7.5, and most important, Flavor rated an 8.  All together Jefferson's wings scored a 7.825; second only to Johnny's Tavern West score of 7.9 thus far.

And even though we only scored their classic hot wing, we tried them all.  All flavors were really good.  Personally, I think taking the double dipped “dry” wing and dipping it again in their classic hot sauce makes a great, great wing.

Other things of note (but again, have no factor in scoring) are the generous amounts of celery, carrots, and pub chips that come with your order of wings.  In lieu of chips, you can get fries for $1 which you will appreciate if you sample the turbo wings.  Those potato fries help absorb that sauce lingering in the pours of your tongue and mouth.  Them wings are hot!  Also, the moist towlettes come in really handy after eating a mess of wings – wish more places did this.

So there you have it.  Very good wings and something for everyone at Jefferson's.  Bring your dollar. They supply the crayons and markers.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Jayhawker Wings: Eldridge Hotel


The Jayhawker is located in the historic downtown Eldridge Hotel at the corner of 7th and Mass. The hotel was first erected in 1855 by a group of settlers and provided housing for the new settlers as they built their permanent homes.  The original name was Free State Hotel as a proclamation that Kansas should enter the Union as a free state.  In 1856, Sheriff Sam Jones and his pro-slavery posse attacked the hotel and burnt it to the ground.

Col. Shalor Eldridge immediately rebuilt the hotel and vowed he would rebuild it again and again if ever attacked and destroyed.  And he would do just that.  One early August morning in 1863 while the town was still sleeping, Quantril and his raiders rode over from Missouri attacking the residents and destroying the town.  In four hours, the town was burnt to the ground and more than180 men and boys were dead; most executed in the street.

Col. Eldridge survived and rebuilt the hotel re-opening it in 1865.  It has been renovated, including being demolished and rebuilt in 1925, many times over the years.  The most recent coming in 2005 with the hotel being renovated back to it's 1925 splendor.  It's a living testament of the Lawrencian's resiliency and Jayhawker's spirit.

But enough with the history lesson and on to the wings!



What our Wing Nutz judges judged were the classic hot wings.  According to our waiter these were the favored wings by customers.  Wings are served by the pound as opposed to a specific number in a single order.  Depending on the size, this equates to anywhere from 8-12 wings.  Ours averaged 10 wings per order.  Cost is $7.

In terms of appearance, texture and tenderness, and flavor this is how the judges saw it:

“Heisenberg” Al gave them 9, 6, 7;
“No-nonsense” Nancee: 9, 7, 7;
“Just Wings” Judy: 7, 6, 7; and,
“Tailgate” Ted: 8, 6, 7.

The wings were of good color and well coated.  The texture and tenderness was a little inconsistent as some skins were crispy and some were not as much, and a couple were overcooked and a little dry. The classic hot did not put out the heat you would expect from a classic hot and there was not much heat difference between the mild and hot wings.  Still, they were flavorful and tasty.

When you add it all up and calculate our weighted criteria, Jayhawker wings received a 6.9 out of 10.

All-in-all, the Jayhawker is a great place to gather with friends for drinks, dinner, and conversation. There are something like 16 different wines you can order by the glass, good selection of finely crafted beers, and they make a killer bloody Mary!  Oh, and their homemade blue cheese dressing may be the best we have ever tasted anywhere!

But now it is time to get up and head down the block to Jefferson’s, home of the burgers, oysters, and wings!

Monday, May 27, 2013

Johnny's West Wing

And so it begins...

Our first stop on the great TourWing 2013 begins at Johnny's Tavern West. This is the second Lawrence location with the original Johnny's just across the river.  There are several Johnny's throughout Lawrence and the KC metro area and I know what you are thinking:"I thought you said no chains."  Actually, what I said was no national chains.  Johnny's is local.

But, before I give you our score, you should know that we got together as a team and practiced scoring at a few locations first.  This allowed us to discuss each criterion and why we are giving a certain score.  Now you might think that given our vast experience eating wings that would be a no brainer, but actually this exercise sparked a lot of discussions and even disagreement at times on our interpretations of how a criterion was defined or what it was we really were trying to measure.  This gave us opportunity to better define each criterion and rules.  Also by doing so, we have developed inter-rater reliability because now everyone is looking at/for the same thing.  We take our wing scoring very seriously.  So now without further ado, this is how Johnny's Tavern West faired.

What we judged: "Flamingo Wings" Classic Sauce


“Heisenberg” “No-Nonsense Nancee"   “Just Wings” Judy “Turbo” Teri“ “Tailgate” Ted
A: 7                  9            8         8         8
TnT: 8                  9            8         7                      7
F:            8                                9                                9                           7                      7

When you calculate it all out Johnny's West Wing is worth a 7.94!    That's a pretty high benchmark for others to reach, I think.

Appearance (10%) overall was good.  They had good color, were fairly well coated, but could have been a little saucier.  Wings were proportionate in size and mixture of wing sections and drummies.

Texture and Tenderness (30%) overall was good too.  The skin was fairly crispy and the chicken was juicy.


Flavor (60%) was also good but perhaps a bit on the mild side for the classic buffalo style as we have come to expect.  It had some kick, but as noted under "appearance" the wings could have been a little saucier as some were not as well coated. Lack of sauce might have attributed to a lesser heat.  One judge noted combining the "flaming" with the "classic" was "perfect".

However, if you are wing fanatic, Johnny's Tavern West has other flavors to sample.  Other "flamingo" wing sauces include flaming, BBQ, or Tai Chile.  There are also the "Simmons Wings" and is a local favorite.  They combine their house BBQ sauce and the classic sauce, flash fry the wings, then finish them on the grill.  The results are crispy, tangy sweet wings with grill marks. You should definitely try them sometime.

Other things noted on our visit, both positive and negative, for your dining consideration is that they have an extensive list of beers on tap to wash down your wings and quench your thirst if beer is your thing.  And they're big beers too - 33 oz.  And if you are trying to find a sports game on TV, you will probably find it on there.  Every table has at least one TV you can view.  It is a popular spot on Sunday afternoons in the Fall because they show each football game.  However, their blue cheese dressing was watery and flavorless and they were very stingy on celery - two pieces with an entire order of wings.  But, none of this was a factor or had any bearing on our scoring.  Just the wings.

So there it is; one down and several more to go.  We are doubling up next time: the Jayhawker and Jefferson's on Mass Street.        

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Most Worthy Wing (TourWing 2013)


Who Has The Most Worthy Wings? 

That IS the question.  And some of my peeps and I are on a quest to do just that – answer that question and deem some establishment with having the best wings!   Therefore, today I officially announce the great 2013 “TourWing” (of Lawrence) for the Best Wings!   Yeah, yeah; we are starting in Lawrence.  It’s our home turf.  As time goes on we will branch out and, of course, in our individual travels and given the opportunity, we will certainly sample fare in other communities and regions and report back.  But, for 2013, this first go is for the best wings in Lawrence, KS.    

For years some friends and I have come to Henry T’s every Wednesday for their wing night special.  They are good; good enough and priced right to keep coming back every Wednesday.  But then we got to thinking – you know how that goes.  We are so use to one way of wings and all that comes along with it and thought, “what else might be out there?” It’s the whole “chickens always look tastier on the other side of the coop” kind of thing.   So, we started contemplating on that notion.  And it seems we have an affinity for wings.  Whenever we gather to watch a football game at each other’s house, there are wings.  All shape and sizes, flavor profiles, wings, wings, wings; cannot seem to get enough wings really.  None of us have really kept count of the wings that we have eaten, but I would think that a conservative estimate would be around 30,000 wings among us just in the time we have known each other and been going to T’s which is about 7 years now.  That might have something to do with my high overall cholesterol rating (ya think?).   

So this is our quest and I will be posting our comments and our scores for each restaurant/pub that serves wings.  I will list the places we have identified that serve wings and will add to it if we discover there are more.  But, one rule for this contest is that the establishment must be dine-in.  The reason for this is because the criterion “texture and tenderness” (T-n-T) can greatly be effected by the time and distance it takes to get wings to your house.   They can be lukewarm by the time they arrive which can lead to a rubbery texture.  We happen to live relatively close by one establishment that can deliver very quickly.  Others are way across town.  It’s a variable that has no control so it isn’t fair.  So, dine-in only.  Another rule for consideration is that the establishment must be locally owned.  It can be a local chain (like Johnny’s) but Buffalo Wild Wings, Chili’s, and other national chains are out. 

My fellow “Wing Nutz” team members on this quest are Al Beilgard (but you may know him as “Heisenberg”); Nancee “No Nonsense” Beilgard; “Just Wings” Judy New; and, “Turbo” Teri Jester. 

And now for the criteria…they are based principally on the criteria used by the Kansas City Barbeque Society. 

Wing Nutz Official Judging Criteria

1.      Appearance – First, do they look appetizing?  Regardless if the restaurant serves just drummies, wing sections, or whole wings, the “wings” should be equal in proportion and of good size.  Wings should not have broken bones.  If two or more wings in a batch contain broken bones, they will be downgraded.  If you get a batch of 10 “wings” and only 2 are drummies they should be downgraded (if they serve a mixture).  They do not have to be equal but what is reasonable.   Breaded v. Un-breaded?  It is a personal preference and is not considered here.  Regardless, the skin should be crisp.  If breaded, is there more breading than meat?  This has to be taken into consideration.  Wings should be sauced.  For example, Buffalo style wings should have an orange/reddish tint to them.  This does not mean we are only judging buffalo style wings.  Whatever is there “go to” or “winning” wing is what we are judging and should look accordingly.  Regardless, the sauce should coat the entire wing and should be emulsified enough that there is no separation of oils (this will be evident on the bottom of the bowl or plate).   And YES, they have to be sauced.  “Bare naked” chickens need not apply.    Oh, and “wings” are wings meaning there are bones!  I don’t know what “boneless” wings are or what part of the chicken they are made from (“parts is parts” I guess).  We are only judging bone-in wings for scoring.  We may have commentary for boneless wings if offered but they will not receive a score.  Again, the boneless kind of falls under preferences which we are trying to avoid.  To each their “wing”. 

 

2.     T-n-T (Texture & Tenderness) – Rubber chickens are for clowns.  Good wings should have a crisp skin.  What’s the saying?  “Crispy on the outside; tender and juicy on the inside.”  That is someone’s trademark I am sure but as I write this I can’t think of it.  Breaded chicken is a preference really and is not considered (as a preference).  So, crispiness also applies to breaded chicken as well.  If the meat is dried out – it is overcooked.  If the bone is red or there is blood in the juice, the wing is undercooked.  Either of these occurrences are reasons for downgrading.  Regardless of breaded or not, it should be crispy on the outside and juicy and delicious on the inside.  (And now I know for sure I messed with someone’s trademark.  I really should look that up.)  Is there more breading than meat?  If so, then it should be downgraded. 

 

3.     Flavor – So the first two criteria are pretty cut and dry, but flavor is rather subjective.  You just have to measure or gage how their menu or server describes them versus what your palette and beads of sweat tell you.  The reasonableness test might apply here.  Is the mild too mild?  Is the hot too hot?  What/how would a reasonable person (s) think/judge the wing’s flavor and “hotness”?  You shouldn’t punish them if you order habanero flavored “Death Wings” and then can’t finish them because they are too hot.  Make sense? 

And for judging, the wing cannot be dipped in ranch or blue cheese dressing or any other condiment until all judging is complete.  Obviously, doing so greatly effects the flavor profile.  Palettes can be cleansed by eating celery and by drinking water.  But once judging is done, let the beers flow or whatever else we wish to quench our thirst!  We will provide overall comments on a variety of things including how good house-made dressings are, but no wing shall be dipped in dressing or other condiments until judging is over.

These are the criteria for judging wings.  However, the criterions are not equal.  The most important, therefore more heavily weighted criterion, is “Flavor” and it accounts for 60% of the overall score.  Next, “T-n-T” weighs in with 40% followed by “Appearance” with the remaining 10%.

And finally, here is a list of “wingers” that we will be judging on our quest (please, let me know if there is an omission and you want to recommend a local, Lawrence dine-in establishment for judging). 

WINGERS

23RD STREET BREWERY

BIGGS BBQ

BUFFALO BOB’S

BROTHERS

CONROY’S PUB

HENRY T’S

JAYHAWKER

JEFFERSON’S

JOHNNY’S

JOHNNY’S WEST

PADDY O’QUIGGLEYS
 
SAINT'S PUB & PATIO


SET ‘EM UP JACKS

SLOW RIDE ROADHOUSE

WAYNE & LARRY’S

YACHT CLUB

Again, please let me know if I have missed anyone or if there are errors with this list. 
 

And with this, let the battle of most worthy wings begin!  First stop; Johnny’s West.